Butt Treasure
I ain't dead yet!
Hey! If you're reading this then I'm still alive and kicking, which means there's nothing hidden out there yet and nothing for you to go find.
Here's the whole idea though:
When I die, there's going to be $5,000 hidden somewhere out in the world, and this page right here is where the hunt for it starts.
Basically it's a scavenger hunt run by a dead guy. There will be a video of me sitting right here on this page explaining everything when I'm gone, and underneath it you'll find the first clue. Solve that one and it hands you the next one, and you just keep going like that until you get to the last one, which is worth five thousand bucks!
How You Will Know It Started
Sign up below, and when the time comes, my executor will tell you!
Get On The List
So if you want to be one of the people who gets notified, go ahead and put your name down below.
It's one message, on one day, sent out by whoever ends up handling my affairs, and it'll have the link to the hunt sitting right there in it. That is the only thing your email address will ever be used for, and it never shows up anywhere on this page. Your name does though, down at the bottom with everybody else who's waiting. It's only fair to see your competition!
Questions People Have Already Asked
Is the money real?
Yes, it's five thousand real dollars, and it gets paid out by my executor instead of sitting in a coffee can under somebody's porch, which means it doesn't matter one bit if the hiding spot gets bulldozed and turned into a Starbucks in 2049.
Can anyone play?
Everybody on the list gets the email when it happens, and if word leaks out past them to somebody I've never even met, honestly, good. Bring friends!
Why is it called butt treasure?
Because I have a tattoo on my butt of a treasure chest that contains a QR code to this website.
Why do this?
Because I love life! I love adventure! Because I want to give you all a reason to think of me after I'm gone and create one more memory because of me. I love you, whoever you are. I want you to enjoy your life!
The Hunters
Counting up everybody who is waiting...